And as such, I believe I can help the struggling networks with some ideas for TV shows. As a writer, there's no bigger achievement than having your thoughts projected into the eyes of million of adoring fans, so if I'm gonna make it big, I have to pull out all the stops.
1.Law and Pizza Order: Drunken Frat Boys Unit.
Crime fighters by day, toga partying Greek gods by night. Special appearance by Jackie Chan, who plays the pizza delivery guy.
2.Party Swap: Meet your new politician.
Pilot episode: George W. has to live with Michael Moore, Al Franken has to wash Rush Limbaugh's underwear, Dick Cheney gets kicked in the face by a donkey.
3.Afghan Idol.
Trying to dance in burquas is tough, but watch as these young hopefuls vie for a chance to win a deluxe package: electricity, running water, and their very own milking goat!
4.Two and a Half Suicides.
Charlie Sheen blows his face off after discovering he's a drug addict, that other guy cries for an entire episode.
5.MacGuyver: The Reality Series.
The guy who played MacGuyver is given a bomb, a toothbrush, a ketchup bottle, some gum, and a bottle of Paris Hilton's perfume. If he doesn't dismatle the bomb, well, I'm gonna get cancelled.
6.Survivor: Oprah Edition.
Fill a room full of guys, then make them watch "Oprah" for 7 weeks. The last one to cry wins a car. And he wins a car, and he wins a car, and he wins a car...
Monday, February 25, 2008
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