Signs That The Renaissance Is Over

I found this list of disturbing product labeling at ebaumsworld. (Disclaimer so I don't get in trouble or something.) I think it sums up our stage in human intelligence pretty well.

1. On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."


2. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."


3. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."


4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down."


5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."


6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."


7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."


8. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."


9. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."


10. On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."


11. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."


12. On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."


13. On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."


14. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."